Monday, March 9, 2009

16 Weeks

This last Friday was week 16 of my pregnancy.  We find out if I'm growing a penis or a second va jay jay in EXACTLY 12 days and I cannot freakin' wait.  I'm also looking forward to the 20 week milestone so I can think kindly to myself that it's half way over.  

Other than my ever-expanding waistline, nothing much to report.  I have been having the nuttiest pregnancy dreams.  Last night, for example, I had a dream that we had a baby girl, and I didn't know what BigAC had named her, so I kept calling her "it."  During the dream I kept trying to breastfeed "it" while changing her diaper which wasn't working out for me.  At some point during my dream, my nameless baby turned into my furry dog Sophie.  Creepy.

So here's the photo of me "faking it"... the one we'll show the kiddo perhaps someday:
And here's the one that more clearly illustrates how I've felt for the past 16 weeks... 
You may notice the Christmas decoration still on the door knob... Not entirely sure why it's still there, but we're just going with it.  Also, I had enough foresight to wear clothes that somewhat matched and don't have a pajama pant string hanging out of the front.  But I do blend with the chair, so enjoy the game of guessing where my ass ends, and where the chair begins.  Good times!

That is all,
~SBC

2 comments:

ATenorio said...

You are too cute!!! Twelve days until you find out the gender??? How exciting! Not that you asked, but I am guessing girl. No reason, just a guess.

And dont feel bad about the christmas decor. I left the wreath on our door until february. I mean, how frikkin hard is it to take down a wreath???

Sarah said...

Thanks, Pearl! EVERYONE thinks it's a girl... me included. So, I'm fully expecting to see a wee little penis floating there.

I mentioned the Christmas bells on the door to the Hubs and he said that it's protection against the zombies... That way we'll know when we're under attack. Ya know... because THAT's reasonable.